The Man tore his pants.
Don't ask me where and how.
That's why lately we've been searching high and low for a new pair of pants.
I bet you're wondering what we are doing in this shoe store if we are looking for men's clothes.
Didn't you know women have a secret motive too?
While the Man was searching for a decent pair of cargo pants,
I was keeping an eye out for other things. he he.
Is that a good lookin' or funny lookin' lamp shade?
Guess what the silver stiletto is meant to be.
That's right, a door handle. Trés cool.
A real swing set inside a store. The mannequins must be having fun.
For all the converse fans.